Bumper Stickers

IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write F or Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of WitsWith An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime : Shoot Back!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mphAlso Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No ServiceGals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heart Attacks: God's RevengeFor Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never SeenAn Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel DownBefore He Admits He is Lost?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEEDTO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FORTHE SAME REASON"