New Element Discovered...

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of anew chemical element. A major research institute has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.The new element has been named "governmentium."

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which aresurrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes intocontact. A minute amount of governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; It does not decay, but instead, undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

In normal chemistry, the process of creating matter would be called fusion, but in the case of governmentium, it is called con-fusion.This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. When catalyzed with money, governmentium becomes administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as governmentium since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.

I just have to say...

What the $%&! is the matter with all of these celebs that think babies are a fashion accessory? I am sick to death of hearing about "baby bump watch", Brangelina, Brittney and all of these other attention hounds that resort to conception as a way of keeping themselves in the spotlight. Chances are, these poor kids are gonna need a lot of therapy due to the scrutiny they are placed under since the time they are in-utero.

Regular people have been having children since the beginning of time without media attention. What is wrong with our society that we feel the need to know about everyone's private life?

From the mind of Jim Morrison...

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experence.

Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.

Film spectators are quiet vampires.

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to-letting a person be what he really is.

Hatred is a very underestimated emotion.

I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom... Rather than starting inside, I start outside and reach the mental through the physical.

I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.

I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.

I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that!" Then - whoosh, and I'm gone... and they'll never see anything like it ever again, and they won't be able to forget me - ever.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

I think in art, but especially in films, people are trying to confirm their own existences.

If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.

Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you.

Love cannot save you from your own fate.

Music inflames temperament.

People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend.

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask.

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

Violence isn't always evil. What's evil is the infatuation with violence.

When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.

Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.

Just Because...

My thanks to the artist who did this fantastic drawing of my new little boyfriend Danny Fenton. I can't read your name, but you are awesome. As for the kitty, I know just how he feels.

Random thought...

Retirement means you stop working. Can someone PLEASE tell me why Streisand and Celine Dion won't go away?