Fun Quotes

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."--Bumper Sticker 

“Coffee --- do stupid things faster and with more energy!" --Bumper Sticker

 Banter is foreplay, and Shakespeare knew it!”--Anonymous

 "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."--Anonymous Bumper Sticker

 "Suicide Hotline...please hold."--Unknown

"Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."--Found it surfing the net

 A friend will call you in jail. A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, “That was awesome!"’--Internet saying

My thanks to Lacey52 on Fanfiction.net for these.